Reyes' Socks Demoted to Minors
Anthony Reyes' socks - knee highs with horizontal red and white stripes - have been demoted to the minor league Wheeler Dealers. Reyes opted to follow his socks, and has left the team.
"Anthony posted decent fantasy numbers: 39 strikeouts in 50.1 innings, with a WHIP of 1.35. However, his ERA in the first inning approached 1 million, which resulted in Anthony's record of 0-and-8."
"Plus, we'd been receiving complaints from the television crew regarding the stripes on his socks. We think that perhaps the stripes were more distracting to Anthony than to the batters and our television fans, so we sent them down for some additional seasoning," noted the Hot Wheelers' equipment manager.
Hot Wheeler of the Week Named
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