After a two week free-for-all that saw the Hawgs slide from first to fourth in the Iowa Farm League standings, the team's esteemed general manager fielded nearly four minutes of questions during an impromptu press conference.
How do you explain the point loss?
Look at the stats! Our big bats had on base percentages of .261, .217, .188, .185, .231, .286. That's atrocious!!!
Have there been any bright spots?
I'm not done with the last question! Our starting pitchers had a cumulative WHIP of 1.60 and our top closer blew 2 games and lat everyone on base who could walk to first!!!
So, what about the bright spots?
I'm still not done with the last question! The heart of our order went 18/133. That's a batting average of .135! What a disaster!!!
Is there a player of the week?
Are you kidding me??? These bums deserve to be fired!!!
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